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Witty one-liners by Natalia Reznik

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* What a pity, I can’t afford you now ... * You have a big closet, but the mezzanine is empty.

* Do you even sleep with this smart look?

* I see, you are a lyricist with obscene bias ...

* And in the letters you seemed to me slimmer ...

* “Impudent!” - does not mean “Stop!”

* Yes, you know how to play small things in a big way ...

* Our cat does not shit in shoes - he is squeamish.

* Yes, the obituary turned out to be sad.

* I want to be honest ... But less than the rich.

* Honor maiden blula. But not with everyone.

* And I don’t want to live, and I’m too lazy to shoot myself ...

* Why do you need health at your age?

* As they say, winners don't go to jail...

* No need to stage thoughts.

* Now I will shake your health!

* Decorate the world with your absence...

* Oh, how at the wrong time sometimes the time comes!

* And to be my enemy - I do not wish the enemy!

* I will place you in the best of all worlds...

* I wanted to leave, but then they poured again.

* You thought? The Ministry of Health warned...

* Are you really stupid or is it an image?

* I wanted to get away from fate. It's not meant to be.

* Even yesterday today was tomorrow.

* Control shot would not spoil you.

* We only had cell service.

* I will give everything, but where can I get it?

* The path to the heart on the stomach was interrupted.

* Love to the grave? I will arrange this...

* I look good, but not often.

* I am expensive, especially in clothes.

* What is this money? It's a giveaway!!!

* I'm smitten... Not on the spot, but on the floor.

* Men in a joint - and past, past ...

* Uma chamber with a roof on one side.

* Why do I need a waist? I'm married now!

* Life is a gift. But money would be better.

* Like an idiot, you were flawless.

* Big ship - big rats in the hold

* I am married for the third time. Got married again...

* I'm going into politics. There is no need to wash your hands.

* No taste? I have?! And you lick!

* I'm smarter than everyone, but it's imperceptible.

* I would like someone to want ...

* Hippo - how much in this sound!

* My nationality is not very ...

* Didn't the armless hairdresser cut your hair?

* I would like a little worldwide fame ...

* Under the fur coat was not a herring.

* Sick, wake up! You are already being opened.

* “You act. I'll sleep,” my conscience said.

* Yes, I don't drink, but I don't drink that.

* I beg you not to believe the whole truth about me.

* Forget about me. Burn my receipts

* I love you like a brother. But someone else's

* In vain I again die heroically ...

* I haven’t slept for two days, I haven’t eaten for three nights ...

* A brick fell on his head. Why would?

* Well, what can I say about logarithms? ..

* Legs prevented running for beer.

* And everything would come true! ... But the alarm clock rang.

* What to fix! I have been born...

* Your b brains yes to my diploma! ..

* Yesterday I lie and think: “How long! ..”

* Faithful to three. But this is not the limit.

* I checked. You are not sick with me.

* A meatball is not a pound of raisins for you!

* I will not die! Here is the five year plan.

* I will honor, but do not demand more ...

* My child. Although corrupted by school ...

* Is this the salary?! Do not like…

* Yes, you are drunk! And what a month!

* I'm leaving! By downsizing.

* He proved his Jewishness clearly ...

* Crap! We didn't bury him!

* Remained faithful due to circumstances ...

* No, what are you, I'm not married, I'm on business ...

* How similar you are! Directly Lenin with Krupskaya!

* I'll take the last medicine ...

* I love children! In a good way.

* With the faint of heart, I do not undress.

* I'm married. Long time ago and unanswered.

*Today is full of things! First, breakfast…

* And for the fifth time... Am I the most beautiful of all?

*Why don't you want me?

* Madam! .. (That's it. Further obscene.)

* And I, like everyone else, am an opponent of conformism!

* Love me. To the right... Over there.

* When I die, I ask - without jubilation ...

* IQ is good, but could be three digits...

* Strive for immortality and so far successfully.

* What else would be reasonable to sow?

* I write poems not on the table, but immediately in the urn.

* Too lazy to continue. Let there be oneness...

* Heard, madam, how silent you are.

* I'll go and google my erudition.

* Oh refrigerator! View leader!

* Kohl something did not work out - subtract!

* Everything is as always: me, the night and the refrigerator.

* The closer to midnight, the tastier the food.

* How could I miss so accurately?

* Oh, how many things I have to do!

* Rather no than yes, but anything is possible.

* Foolishly dreamed of becoming even smarter.

* And tomorrow suddenly turns out to be yesterday.

* I will sell firewood. Broke recently.

* I want to understand who the alarm clock is ringing for?

* How difficult it is to be politically correct in the crowd ...

* The dream did not fit into the calculations.

* How good it is to pee by the fountain!

* You can't force yourself to be healthy.

* To whom would you pay your marital debt?

* And paradise is not the same, and the snakes are too small ...

* In frogs, you, princess, were more beautiful!

* How to start a pregnancy pleasantly.

* Quite inopportunely you climbed into the soul ...

* He loves borscht ... Let's use this.

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