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* Do you even sleep with this smart look?
* I see, you are a lyricist with obscene bias ...
* And in the letters you seemed to me slimmer ...
* “Impudent!” - does not mean “Stop!”
* Yes, you know how to play small things in a big way ...
* Our cat does not shit in shoes - he is squeamish.
* Yes, the obituary turned out to be sad.
* I want to be honest ... But less than the rich.
* Honor maiden blula. But not with everyone.
* And I don’t want to live, and I’m too lazy to shoot myself ...
* Why do you need health at your age?
* As they say, winners don't go to jail...
* No need to stage thoughts.
* Now I will shake your health!
* Decorate the world with your absence...
* Oh, how at the wrong time sometimes the time comes!
* And to be my enemy - I do not wish the enemy!
* I will place you in the best of all worlds...
* I wanted to leave, but then they poured again.
* You thought? The Ministry of Health warned...
* Are you really stupid or is it an image?
* I wanted to get away from fate. It's not meant to be.
* Even yesterday today was tomorrow.
* Control shot would not spoil you.
* We only had cell service.
* I will give everything, but where can I get it?
* The path to the heart on the stomach was interrupted.
* Love to the grave? I will arrange this...
* I look good, but not often.
* I am expensive, especially in clothes.
* What is this money? It's a giveaway!!!
* I'm smitten... Not on the spot, but on the floor.
* Men in a joint - and past, past ...
* Uma chamber with a roof on one side.
* Why do I need a waist? I'm married now!
* Life is a gift. But money would be better.
* Like an idiot, you were flawless.
* Big ship - big rats in the hold
* I am married for the third time. Got married again...
* I'm going into politics. There is no need to wash your hands.
* No taste? I have?! And you lick!
* I'm smarter than everyone, but it's imperceptible.
* I would like someone to want ...
* Hippo - how much in this sound!
* My nationality is not very ...
* Didn't the armless hairdresser cut your hair?
* I would like a little worldwide fame ...
* Under the fur coat was not a herring.
* Sick, wake up! You are already being opened.
* “You act. I'll sleep,” my conscience said.
* Yes, I don't drink, but I don't drink that.
* I beg you not to believe the whole truth about me.
* Forget about me. Burn my receipts
* I love you like a brother. But someone else's
* In vain I again die heroically ...
* I haven’t slept for two days, I haven’t eaten for three nights ...
* A brick fell on his head. Why would?
* Well, what can I say about logarithms? ..
* Legs prevented running for beer.
* And everything would come true! ... But the alarm clock rang.
* What to fix! I have been born...
* Your b brains yes to my diploma! ..
* Yesterday I lie and think: “How long! ..”
* Faithful to three. But this is not the limit.
* I checked. You are not sick with me.
* A meatball is not a pound of raisins for you!
* I will not die! Here is the five year plan.
* I will honor, but do not demand more ...
* My child. Although corrupted by school ...
* Is this the salary?! Do not like…
* Yes, you are drunk! And what a month!
* I'm leaving! By downsizing.
* He proved his Jewishness clearly ...
* Crap! We didn't bury him!
* Remained faithful due to circumstances ...
* No, what are you, I'm not married, I'm on business ...
* How similar you are! Directly Lenin with Krupskaya!
* I'll take the last medicine ...
* I love children! In a good way.
* With the faint of heart, I do not undress.
* I'm married. Long time ago and unanswered.
*Today is full of things! First, breakfast…
* And for the fifth time... Am I the most beautiful of all?
*Why don't you want me?
* Madam! .. (That's it. Further obscene.)
* And I, like everyone else, am an opponent of conformism!
* Love me. To the right... Over there.
* When I die, I ask - without jubilation ...
* IQ is good, but could be three digits...
* Strive for immortality and so far successfully.
* What else would be reasonable to sow?
* I write poems not on the table, but immediately in the urn.
* Too lazy to continue. Let there be oneness...
* Heard, madam, how silent you are.
* I'll go and google my erudition.
* Oh refrigerator! View leader!
* Kohl something did not work out - subtract!
* Everything is as always: me, the night and the refrigerator.
* The closer to midnight, the tastier the food.
* How could I miss so accurately?
* Oh, how many things I have to do!
* Rather no than yes, but anything is possible.
* Foolishly dreamed of becoming even smarter.
* And tomorrow suddenly turns out to be yesterday.
* I will sell firewood. Broke recently.
* I want to understand who the alarm clock is ringing for?
* How difficult it is to be politically correct in the crowd ...
* The dream did not fit into the calculations.
* How good it is to pee by the fountain!
* You can't force yourself to be healthy.
* To whom would you pay your marital debt?
* And paradise is not the same, and the snakes are too small ...
* In frogs, you, princess, were more beautiful!
* How to start a pregnancy pleasantly.
* Quite inopportunely you climbed into the soul ...
* He loves borscht ... Let's use this.
Natalia, thank you very much. There is something to laugh and think about. Talent.