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Folk omens, for all their intricacy, are surprisingly unstable. You can gobble up a bowl of four leaf clover salad, but it's unlikely to add anything miraculous to you other than diarrhea. And the palms most often itch not “for money”, but for the fact that “it would be nice to wash your hands, my friend.”
Modern superstitions cannot be called romantic, but they are reliable, like a hundred-kilogram anvil. Honestly, we checked.
1. In order for the minibus to finally arrive, you need to smoke. If the cigarette is the last one, the minibus will arrive even before the second puff, even against the schedule.
2. Tired of winter and snow? You don't have to move. It is enough to buy skis, board or skates. There will be no snow until spring - until you transfer heat-loving tomatoes to the summer cottage.
3. Don't like rain? Always take an umbrella with you. No matter how gloomy the sky is and how the forecast lies, it will not rain until you absent-mindedly leave your umbrella at home.
4. If you really want to go to the country to cling to the ground, and work, car and relatives are against it, just do an expensive manicure. As soon as they begin to varnish the other hand, the working meetings will be canceled, the car will start, and the relatives will sign the line for the country hammock.
5. If you want the attention of the household or are waiting for a call, do not waste time. Just take a shower. In these 5 minutes, everyone in the world will call, including classmates with whom you have not communicated for the past 20 years, the postman will certainly bring the package, relatives will start yelling “come on soon” under the door, and the child will urgently need a potty (he is in the bathroom, yes).
6. If there is no one to sit with the child, but you still need to leave, try straightening the bed, organizing more unwashed dishes, and putting a pile of unironed linen in a conspicuous place. Do not hesitate, unknown forces are already attracting the mother-in-law to your doorstep.
7. It happens that a child played on the street and disappeared from the radar, and for the second hour you quietly turn gray with valerian by the phone. But deliverance is near. Have sex right now! And before you have time to pull off your pants ...
8. If you want to remind your former and enemies about yourself, you need to ... no, on a red Mazda another time, sorry. You don’t have to wash your hair, put on sweatpants and your unphotoshopped look after yesterday, and with a trash can in your hand, show all the enemies attracted by the omen how much they have lost.
9. If you really want sex, but the prospects for a date are unclear, in no case do epilation. To enhance the effect of irresistibility, it is recommended to wear old underpants and a well-deserved bra.
10. If life is prosperous and so measured that you want to shake things up, try to see a fish in a dream. This is the strongest omen with prolonged action. For at least 18 years after it, you will live incredibly fun and rich.